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the mc nugget sauce

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Ahh, not so fast Reimu. You heard  Chen, we’ve got adventures to go on reimu. Just you and me, and sometimes Cirno, and sometimes Chen, but NEVER Patchouli! You wanna know why Reimu? Because She CROSSED me. OK, take it easy, Marisa! Th-that's dark. Oh it gets darker Reimu... Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different, no more Patchouli Reimu. She threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made her and the government go away... Ohhh fuck... I repla-burp-ced them both as the defacto-patriarch of your family, AND your universe. Oh man... Chen wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and Cirno. So now you know the REAL reason I rescued you. Ohhhh-woah... I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY REIMU! Oh man. And if you tell Chen or Cirno I said any of this, I’ll DENY it. You'll deny it... And they’ll take my side, because I’m a hero, reimu. And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say, Reimu, FOREVER! A-and I-I’ll go out and find some more of that Remilia, Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Reimu. Wh-what are you talking about? Because that’s, that's what this is all about Reimu! Szechuan? Th-that’s my one arm man. I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Reimu crawls away- Reimu, that was FAKE! -and Reimu gets pulled back. I-I’m driven by finding that, McNugget Sauce. Nuggets? I want that Remilia McNugget Sauce, Reimu. Remilia? That’s my series arc Reimu! What the Hell? If it takes 9 seasons, I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING, What're you talking about Marisa? SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE REIMU! What're you talking about? TH-THAT’S WHAT'S GONNA TAKE US, ALL THE WAY TO THE END REIMU! SEASON, 9 MORE SEASONS REIMU! Szechuan sauce?! 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE! What is that?! FOR 97 MORE YEARS REIMU! What are you talking about?! I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE REIMU!!!
NICO NICO NII!
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